Friday, June 10, 2005

Office Talk

Reiner: Just a reminder, I will be out the majority of Tuesday and all day Wednesday. Thanks!

Assistant: No!!!!

Reiner: No...... ???? I'm hungry.... will you get me something to eat?

Assistant: What?!?!?! OK I get it! Ask the fat chick if she's got food. She must have a stash some where. Probably keeps a fruit cake in her purse at all times!....Maybe she has a rotisserie chicken in her pants pocket!... You know I store food in my cheeks for just these occasions.

Reiner: You kill me.... YOU ABSOLUTELY KILL ME! Angie.... never mind about the food.... thinking of eating food that has sat in your cheeks.... well, I guess it would depend on how long it had sat there. I'm pretty hungry.

Assistant: Does it matter which cheeks?

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