Thursday, February 17, 2005

Legally BLOND... it's not always in the hair

Living life as a blond has been wonderful. I have flipped my way out of several tickets, twirled my hair around my finger to retake a forbidden test, doors open wide due to the flirtatious breeze through my locks , and well, naturally used it for my benefit in nearly every rightful situation. Being a blond requires an extra dose of coaching and counseling. However, in all my prideful allotment, I have handled myself like a pro! A truly inherent blond..... with a little chemical help but WHO'S ASKING?!!!

As perfect blonds are; we are always looking for new and exciting adventures. Well, my new and exciting adventure came about in the way of turning a new leaf. I have converted.......into a AUBURN-BRUNETTE!!!!! Might I remind all of you that I have never before been a brunette, but let me assure you that I am handling it was ease! A natural transition out of the old and into the new! This new wave of elegance and maturity is settling in rather comfortably.

No need to fear, the same me is still ever-present. I made a conscience decision as I drove to purchase special 'color care' shampoo and conditioner that this alteration was not going to affect me. I gathered my thoughts, clutched my glimmering purse and marched as I always had across scampering shoppers and busy intersections with not a care in the world of getting a sassy honk or worse off, hit. The same cars that stopped for me as a glowing blond, haulted dead in their tracks for the new 'blazing' brunette.

Let it be known, blond is not contained in the color of one's hair, but found within the fibers of one's natural being. Once a blond, always a blond!