Things we could do without, they arrive without even a pout.
1. A sparkling husband and wife went on a date no more romantic than a trip to the dentist's office. What was great were their polished teeth, what was not so great was her new development of TMJ. Her new bed-side best friend: Mouth Guard was also ready for pickup that same day. This blasted thing could not come too late.
2. 'Goldie' (as we all knew her as) was the dream bikini. A healthy mix of brown and gold: the perfect blend. Anxiously awaiting its arrival for a scheduled trip with Mr. Benz, of course it would come in much too late. We waited.... and we waited..... and we waited. Long after the relationship and primetime sun/body conditioning, it would grace my mailbox. Oh to hell with Vicky's.... it will have to await next summers romantic getaways. The Vicky's associate knew this bathing beauty could not come too soon, but in turn came way too late.
3. Why when we need a dress for a certain occasion, the dry cleaners can only have it ready by Thursday, but when we have a boring cardigan they can have it next day?
4. Sparing no expense with hair appointments, I would give many a-things for a timely hair appointment. Because I go to Ms. Beauty herself, a month is the typical wait. Going to 'Dr. Female' no time at all.... of course groping would come before a deep conditioning.
5. Have you ever found a piece of jewelry that defines you? Well, flighty sounding, yes. Fearful of it running out of my life, yes. I will not risk this to the 'what ifs'. In this situation, timing is everything and I think I shall run over there and buy up my treasure before it too becomes an untimely disappointment worth pouting about.
